Welcome to Dan Alexander Dizmentia

Welcome to Dan Alexander Dizmentia
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Meet the Sea Dragons of OZ and the Yeti Crab

Meet the Sea Dragons of OZ and the Yeti Crab
OZ is shorthand for Australia, and not related to a Wizard

MAN-ATEE AND WOMAN-TARAY: NEW SUPER HEROES SURFACE

MAN-ATEE AND WOMAN-TARAY: NEW SUPER HEROES SURFACE
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Bad Biker Kitties Are On The Prowl

Bad Biker Kitties Are On The Prowl
Join The Kitten Motorcycle Gang

Friday, June 25, 2010

The Very Nice Head Lice: Post 6

Here's Post #6 of my PG-13 rated 2009 storybook spoof, "The Very Nice Head Lice."  More to make you go "ewww!"
I have had many encounters with ticks, and they are just horrific creatures.  I have discovered them between my toes and fingers after doing yard work, and I'm usually so frazzled when I see one, I forget the proper way to remove them.

Stay tuned for more!

Monday, June 21, 2010

The Very Nice Head Lice: Post 5

It's Post #5 of my 2009 storybook spoof, "The Very Nice Head Lice."  Just a little bit to warrant a PG-13 rating this time.
Who knew there was so much drama in the lives of head lice and fleas?  Well, now you know!

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

The Very Nice Head Lice: Post 4

Here is Post #4 of my 2009 storybook spoof, "The Very Nice Head Lice."  Oh my!  More PG-13 content here.  Look away!
Oh no!  It's another cliffhanger!

Saturday, June 12, 2010

The Very Nice Head Lice: Post 3

Here's Post #3 of my 2009 storybook spoof, "The Very Nice Head Lice."  Oh my---there's some naughty language!  I earn my PG-13 or TV-14 rating today.
Can the Head Lice defeat the Bed Bugs?  Did you ever think you'd read that sentence?  Stay tuned for more!

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

The Very Nice Head Lice: Post 2

My 2009 storybook spoof, "The Very Nice Head Lice" continues in Post #2 of this series.  There's some icky stuff here.  You've been warned.


Stay tuned for more head-scratching shenanigans from Larry Louse and Linda Louse---The Very Nice Head Lice!

Friday, June 4, 2010

The Very Nice Head Lice

In 2009, I developed a storybook spoof called "The Very Nice Head Lice"--A Filthy Bedtime Story, and I started sharing it with my friends.  I was inspired by simple storybooks like "Goodnight Moon."  I was thinking about something that would be fun for adults to read (NOT to their children!).  This gets really dark and twisted, and eventually (but not in this post) there's foul language.  This project is actually still a work in progress, as I have not finished it yet.  Here's a taste of the madness --- you won't even see the Head Lice characters here.  Don't read this.  You've been warned!


Sleep tight!  Don't let the bed bugs bite (and yes, there are bed bugs in this story)!